neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work
aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow” You are the future I want to see.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
johnjewbert: if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
croutoncat: sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you
uggatrip: when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
twatsmussen: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” nemo
All I have to say to you is I hope you're happy.